Meet The Law Dawc Dog ~ Romi’Rai 

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 Office security. Morale booster. Treat negotiator.

Fun fact: her daddy was a Military Police Officer, and she’s had professional training with Cali-9—so yes, she’s trained (when she chooses to listen), disciplined, and highly dramatic when snacks are involved.

She can shake your hand on command… left or right. (Please applaud appropriately.) She takes her job very seriously—guarding the office, supervising clients, and keeping morale high with nonstop smiles and unsolicited hugs. Friendly reminder: she’s 91 lbs. and fully believes she’s a lap dog.

While you’re here discussing very important legal matters, she’d like to address an equally important issue: treats.

If you bring one, I will:

• Guard you with my whole heart

• Smile professionally for photos

• Possibly give you a hug (no refunds, I’m 91 lbs.)

If you bring several, I will:

• Love you forever

• Sit extra straight like a very good girl

• Pretend I’ve never eaten in my life

While you’re here, I’ll also be quietly evaluating your character, your vibes, and whether you came prepared. If you brought treats—congratulations, you’ve passed the background check. If not… don’t worry. I’ll forgive you. Eventually.

Important note from Team LAW DAWC:

Please do not believe my lies. I am fed. Regularly. Excessively. Allegedly.

Justice may be blind… but I am not.

I see everything. Especially TREATS.